Sol mUNki gRaNd oPENiNG

GRAND OPENING!!!

Saturday, July 11, 2009
Time: 2:00pm - 9:00pm
Location:DISCOVER MILLS MALL
5900 SUGARLOAF PARKWAY
Lawrenceville, GA

FOR MORE INFO!

Phone:
4042452417
Email:
SOLMUNKI.DISCOVERMILLS@GMAIL.COM

KGC- Kentucky Grilled Chicken (Super Random!)

ATTENTION!

DO NOT BELIEVE THE HYPE!

Okay, so this is supposed to be the healthy alternative to fried chicken, but unless we got a bad batch something is TERRIBLY WRONG!

This is the SALTiEST shit I've ever ate in my life. I could have used this mess to kill some slugs on the sidewalk or de-ice my driveway. I honestly felt my heart rate increase after eating 2 pieces. It's misleading things like this that causes idiots in America to be MORBIDLY OBESE because the fools hear healthy and eat 10 pounds of something and think its okay.

It also doesnt help that THE ALMIGHTY OPRAH

gave out a bunch of coupons for a free 2 piece grilled meal that the entire county took advantage of. If the purpose of KGC was to help decrease the unhealthy eating habits amongst Americans then this is a MASSIVE FAIL on their part!

If your looking to slowly and unsuspectingly kill a family member this may be what your looking for!

THIS JUST IN!!!

PLEASURE P

JUST ANNOUCED THAT HE IS CONSIDERING TOURING WITH

WAYNE, DRAKE, JEEZY, AND SOULJA BOY!

bANAnAS X 2

SUMMER HOTNESS!

THIS JUST IN!

SUMMER "09" IS FINNA BE STOOOOPID!

Young Jeezy

Drake (Drizzy)

Lil Wayne (Weezy F)

Soulja Boy (SBeezy)

ARE GOING TO TOUR TOGETHER STARTING IN JULY!

This is SURE TO BE STR8 BANANAS!

IMA CALL THIS THE "TAKE IT EEEZY" TOUR!

National Doughnut Day

FREE DOUGHNUTS!!!

Hey Everybody

Today June 5, 2009 is National Doughnut Day

Dunkin Donuts is offering a free doughnut with the purchase of any beverage.

But Krispy Kreme is giving out free donuts with No Purchase Necessary!!!

HURRY UP AND GET THERE!

~Remember what happen with Oprah's free KFC and Popeyes 10 piece deal!~

*while supplies last

NBA FINALS 2009 Game 1

LAKER WIN GAME 1 100-75

Thursday June 4, 2009 marked the beginning of the 2009 NBA Finals, Los Angeles Lakers vs. Orlando Magic.
Now, personally I'm neither a Laker nor Magic fan, but I usually pull for whoever is going against the Lakers. I mean I have nothing against the LA KOBES...I mean Lakers, what can I say when your good..well YOUR GOOD. Not to say the Magic are GREAT themselves or else they wouldn't be East Conference Champs right now.

FAN COMMENT

"Did someone forget to wake the Magic up for this game?! OMG! How are you gonna start the Finals off with a 25-point loss under the Lakers?! The only person alive was Jameer Nelson and he hasn't played since FeEbruary!! I fear for the Magic because records show that every time Phil Jackson wins game 1 in the Finals, he ends up winning it all. Orlando better live up to their name and make some. Lakers 1, Orlando 0" ~ James Bonds

A SIDE NOTE!

Kobe Bryant scored his NBA FINAL career high with 40 points
Dwight Howard was Orlando's leading scorer with 12 points

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba

MTV MOVIE AWARDS 2009

There were a ton of unforgettable moments in last nights MTV Movie Awards, but I would have to say the most memorable would have to be Bruno's (Sacha Baron Cohen) lovely decent into the crowd. He ever so gracefully landed ASS up in Eminems face with his nut sack on his chin! Basically TEABAGGIN the poor man! Eminem reacted by furiously storming out. According to Comedy Writer Scott Aukerman, the entire incident was staged and rehearsed in advance. As far as I'm concerned planned or not that WAS SOME NASTY SHIT!

MTV MOVIE AWARDS 2009 FASHION RECAP!

SACHA BARON COHEN AS BRUNO..NEW CHEETAH GIRL PERHAPS! LOOK OUT RAVEN!

Megan Fox: Dress by Dolce & Gabbana, Shoes by Christian Louboutin, Hair by SOMEONE WHO SHOULD BE FIRED!